Hey there! I’m doing commissions ranging anywhere from a simple headshot sketch all the way up to a fully shaded full body portrait of your character. For all of the information, for prices and whatnot, please head to ko-fi.com/schrodingersking! All my prices and tiers are available there. Sadly I can’t actually link it, because otherwise tumblr will block the post from tags.
I will draw D&D characters, modern characters. I struggle with mechas and furries, but I’ll do my best, otherwise I’ll refund you. Please consider commissioning me, and if you can’t, please consider just reblogging this!
You can also find me at… Instagram: @ schrodingersking Twitter: @ schrodngersking (no i in schrodinger for this one!)
please consider commissioning me
i can do concept character sheets, rough sketches, full body renders, whatever you want
i hope everyone here knows when i say “woe ____ be upon ye” im not saying woe because said thing is bad im saying woe to invoke the image of me throwing whatever im talking about at you eminem style
Look, if you’re starving in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and suddenly someone is like ‘oh I have tons of food and it just happens to be meat do you want some lol’ you CANNOT act surprised when it’s people. You simply CANNOT.
There are times and places where it is realistic to expect NOT to be served people. For example, in a pie shop underneath a barber shop. THEN you can be all 'OH GOD IT’S PEOPLE.’
If you are in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and are suddenly served a really good meat pie, you have to know it’s people. Do you see any cows? No, they all apocalypsed. It’s your neighbor.
If you’re served food in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, ask yourself these questions first:
Do I trust the person feeding me?
Is this meat fresh, and if so, have there been any livestock non-apocalypsed recently?
Have I seen Kevin within the past week?
Am I willing to commit the penultimate culinary taboo? (The ultimate culinary taboo is putting pineapple on pizza, a crime I regularly commit)
